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|Alexandra|Extrovert Extraordinaire|
Just a collection of things that make me happy.
|Alexandra|Extrovert Extraordinaire|
Just a collection of things that make me happy.
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16 Aug 2015
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2872What the Signs Should Cook
Aries: Donald Trump with a fresh parsley garnishTaurus: the homophobes baked at 350°FGemini: Unfollowers with a caramel sauce drizzled lightlyCancer: Their ex with a nice salty rubLeo: Sliced Justin Bieber served with a nice wineVirgo: sautéed math teacherLibra: The 2008 version of yourself toasted a crispy brownScorpio: Diced Kylie Jenner with her boiled lips on the sideSagittarius: Fried Nash Grier with EXTRA hot sauce to cover up the blandnessCapricorn: a nice dish of chopped Iggy Azalea (extra tip: for an amazing dining experience, play actual rap, so even while she's on a platter, she can take notes)Aquarius: Carter Reynolds with a cherry on topPisces: the minions dipped in chocolate and frozen to perfect the hard chocolate case 
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